47 Elmo Humorous Quotes and Sayings that you will definitely Love.

47 Elmo Humorous Quotes and Sayings that you will definitely love.

Elmo Quotes and Sayings are always humorous and most times leave you laughing heart and feeling happy. Elmo is a red Muppet character on the long-running PBS/HBO children’s television show Sesame Street. Elmo is a furry red monster with a falsetto voice, he has illeism, and also hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment (five minutes since 2017) on Sesame Street. We have been able to gather some very funny and hilarious Elmo Sayings in this article, read to the end to see them.

Elmo Quotes
Elmo Quotes

Elmo Humorous Quotes and Sayings

“Na na na. na na na. Elmos world!”

  1. “Me love blanky in the whole world. Me sad if banky will go away. But if you lose your blanky, me give up my blanky for you cause that’s how much me love you.”
  2. “Some days, i think i’m cute, but some days i just avoid the mirror”
  3. “Children love ELmo, but children are idiots”
  4. “Elmo is so happy to see you! Welcome to Sesame Street!”
  5. “I’m sorry. It feels like the moment calls for some humor. You’re ranting and dressed like Elmo.”
  6. “Elmo connects with children and adults on the purest and most fundamental level, and that is the human desire to love and be loved. It’s as simple as that.”
  7. “Would’ve been useful when I was about eight,” I said. “I used to have wicked nightmares.” I did, too: stupid dreams about being chased by Elmo. A psycho Elmo with eyes like that Chucky doll. I’d wake up screaming and Vicky would come running in and ask what the nightmare was about. I never told her. I was too embarrassed.”
  8. “Would’ve been useful when I was about eight,” I said. “I used to have wicked nightmares.” I did, too: stupid dreams about being chased by Elmo. A psycho Elmo with eyes like that Chucky doll. I’d wake up screaming and Vicky would come running in and ask what the nightmare was about. I never told her. I was too embarrassed.”
  9. “I grew up with plenty of aunts in an extremely big and extended family. We owned around 5 to 6 abodes on one particular street.”
  10. “I make an attempt to take a digital Sabbath every week, batch my mails so that it is possible for me to deal with them several times every day instead of constantly, and provide myself impression increasingly to overlook any unwanted communiqué.”
  11. “I also make an attempt to provide more slack to others. The respond-now tradition happens to be a 2-way street. I am making an attempt to be more concerned about that.”
  12. “In case life happens to be fair, then for what reason do roses have thorns.”
  13. “Allow us to wage a political and moral battle against the corporate leaders and the billionaires on Wall Street and other places, whose greed and policies are ruining the middle class of the US.”
  14. “No no no, Elmos world!”
  15. “It is my notion that I am quite handsome on a good day, and average on an average day. I am the man of a man and therefore I am not necessarily sure how attractive we are thought to be.”
  16. “Elmo thought Christmas every day would make people happy, Lightning. But it’s making them sad. The Fix-it-Shop is closed, Big Bird is crying, nobody is celebrating. And the Count says Christmas isn’t special anymore because it’s every day. Maybe Santa’s right. Every day can’t be Christmas. That wouldn’t be such a treat. You can get tired of chocolate candy when that’s all you eat. Every day can’t be your birthday. That wouldn’t be such fun. Too many birthdays aren’t as nice as one.”
  17. “Elmo thinks it’s important to be kind because if you’re kind to somebody, then they’ll be kind to somebody, and it goes on and on and on.”
  18. “Oh look, it’s Mr Noodle’s brother, Mr Noodle.”
  19. “If you keep practising, you can do anything.”
  20. “Elmo loves to learn, learn about it all. The things that are big and the things that are small!”
  21. “When he rides his tricycle, he always rings his bellmo. Bring Bring! At night he takes a bubble bath. Just so he won’t smellmo. At night he takes a bubble bath. Just so he won’t smellmo.”
  22. “When you feel like your nose needs to give an ahh-choo, this is how you act, this is what you do. Lift your arm on high, bend it towards your face, and sneeze right there in the bendy place.”
  23. “Wow! That was a fun ride. Gee, look at this place. Where’s Elmo’s Blanket? And- and… and where is Elmo? Elmo doesn’t think he’s on Sesame Street anymore.”
  24. “Tickle Me Elmo is, like, the cutest fuzzy little red fella on God’s green earth.”
  25. “Elmo is kindness personified, but he’s also 3-and-a-half years old and acts his age.”
  26. “I’m sorry. It feels like the moment calls for some humor. You’re ranting and dressed like Elmo.”
  27. “Though Elmo is quick to say “Elmo loves you,” he doesn’t express his feelings through words alone. Elmo backs up his words with warm hugs and a gentle rain of kisses for any child who wants them.”
  28. “Elmo doesn’t grow. People show him something and he laughs. He doesn’t learn a lesson. It’s the exact opposite of what old “Sesame Street” used to do. Elmo has been learning the same lesson his whole life, which is that Elmo likes Elmo.”
  29. “Sesame [Street] was all about adults having the answers and giving kids instructions. “Elmo’s World” is all about kids getting interested in a topic, asking questions, making observations and drawing conclusions. Say what you like about The Red Menace (and I have, I have), “Elmo’s World” gets the pedagogy right. From now on, if you got a problem with Elmo, then you got a problem with me. I got that monster’s back.”
  30. “All the Elmo Detractors are on one side, hissing and booing and throwing rocks and stuff, saying that Elmo is a one-note tickle-bot who takes the focus away from all the other Sesame characters. And I’m over on the other side (also known as: the side of truth and light), saying: Um, no. Not really.”
  31. “First things first, Elmo is out. It’s nothing personal. I love Elmo. Everyone loves Elmo. But there are only two ways this whole thing can go. In one, Elmo’s relentless positivity begins to wear on you around week three of being marooned on an island. You suck it up and deal with it, though, because like, it’s Elmo. It’s his thing. But time goes on — weeks, months, years, heaven forbid — and you start to crack. This is your fault, not his. You’re the weak one. And one day, when Elmo comes back from the food search with a smile and a single rotten coconut, you finally snap and heave his tiny fuzzy body into the ocean.”
  32. “It’s incredible where you can go with your imagination.”
  33. “What’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a really big, blue furry bird?…It’s Super Grover!”
  34. “Someone just told Elmo yesterday was Talk in Third Person Day. Elmo doesn’t know what that is but it sounds fun. Can Elmo play?”
  35. “Elmo loves you!”
  36. “Elmo loves to stay nice and clean!”
  37. “Wow, now that was someone who was afraid.”
  38. “Apart from being kindness personified, Elmo is likewise three-and-a-half years of age and acts according to his age.”
  39. “I used to have wicked nightmares.. stupid dreams about being chased by Elmo. A psycho Elmo with eyes like that Chucky doll. I’d wake up screaming and Vicky would come running in and ask what the nightmare was about. I never told her. I was too embarrassed.”
  40. “I’ve gotten to hang out with Elmo, I’m the Fairy Shoeperson on ‘Sesame Street’. So hopefully our kids will get to see and hear me as much as they’re able.”
  41. “I get intimidated by famous people. When I’m around them and they look at me like I belong, I’m like, ‘Are you nuts? You’re freakin’ famous!’ Whether it’s Elmo or a Beatle or Vince Gill, it’s humbling to be in a room with these folks.”
  42. “Some of the ’80s movies I did are sort of museum pieces. St. Elmo’s Fire is great as a sort of kitschy, “Oh, my God, I can’t believe we wore that” type of movie.”
  43. “I never thought I’d be on Sesame Street with Elmo and Big Bird. I’m still thrilled. I’m on a high.”
  44. “The person I enjoyed interviewing the most was Elmo from Sesame Street because he is so unpredictable and he is always eating my hair and my face.”
  45. So, I’m on ‘Sesame Street,’ walking around with all these monsters, Elmo and his buddies, a whole bunch of chickens, a whole bunch of penguins and a number four dancing about. It was just pure joy, simple, ridiculous fun, stupid joy. There’s no irony. ‘Sesame Street’ is just a crazy great place to be.”
  46. “Though Elmo is quick to say “Elmo loves you,” he doesn’t express his feelings through words alone. Elmo backs up his words with warm hugs and gentle rain of kisses for any child who wants them.”
  47. “Tickle Me Elmo is, like, the cutest fuzzy little red fella on God’s green earth.”

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